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Death Battle Arena: Spider-Man

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DEATH BATTLE ARENA
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Name: Peter Parker
Age: 25
Race: Human (Mutagenic)
Title: The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Bio: Peter Parker was an average highschooler who was frequently picked on, but all of that changed one day when Peter received a bite from a radioactive spider. It wasn't long after when Peter discovered he gained enhanced strength, speed, agility, spider-like senses, and the ability to crawl on walls, and he decided to use his powers for his own self-interest. After getting cheated out of money and letting a burglar escape, Peter soon discovered that the same burglar killed his uncle. His uncle's death changed Peter's view of his powers and he decided to use them under his uncle's lesson that, with great power, there must also come great responsibility. Becoming Spider-Man, Peter serves as New York City's protector, while still working as a photographer to the Daily Bugle.

Costume 1: Amazing Spider-Man (his iconic red-and-blue suit)
Costume 2: Symbiote Suit
Costume 3: "Night Monkey"
Costume 4: Iron Spider
Costume 5: Spider-Man PS4 Costume

Voice Actor: Josh Keaton

Playstyle: Web-Slinging Butt-Kicker (Agility/Combo-Heavy)
Spider-Man is capable of a lot in the Arena, including ensnaring or immobilizing foes with his webs and evading attacks with his Spider-Sense. His biggest draw is his combo potential, which he retains both on the ground and in the air. While his mobility is high and his combos can be devastating, it takes precision and good execution to fully grasp his potential. Otherwise, though, Spider-Man is solid for beginners.
Difficulty - 2/5 (Mildly-Easy)

Normals:
Standing Light Punch: Jabs his fist forward.
Standing Medium Punch: A hook punch followed by a gut punch.
Standing Heavy Punch: Hops forward and angles a haymaker downward.
Standing Light Kick: Snaps a sharp kick up at the opponent's head.
Standing Medium Kick: Hops up and delivers a spinning roundhouse kick.
Standing Heavy Kick: Backflips to strike the foe with both feet.
Air Light Punch: Backhands.
Air Medium Punch: An airborne haymaker.
Air Heavy Punch: Pulls back a fist and spikes at the opponent, grounding them on a good enough hit.
Air Light Kick: Raises a kick straight up to hit with the ball of his foot.
Air Medium Kick: Bicycle kicks the opponent up to three times.
Air Heavy Kick: Rolls in the air before bringing both heels down, one after the other.
Crouching Light Punch: Jabs forward at the opponent's legs.
Crouching Medium Punch: Thrusts and elbow up at the midsection.
Crouching Heavy Punch: Stands up to deliver an uppercut.
Crouching Light Kick: Spins to snap a kick to the opponent's legs.
Crouching Medium Kick: Stands on his hands and kicks with both feet.
Crouching Heavy Kick: Does a breakdance spin to sweep the ground with his legs.

Special Moves:
-Web Swing: Spider-Man slings a web up towards the ceiling and swings at the opponent, knocking them down with a swinging kick.

-Web Blasts: Spider-Man launches a blast of webbing projectiles at the opponent. On impact, these web-projectiles will tie the opponent's arms together, holding them still until they either button-mash free or Spider-Man attacks them.

-Web Latch: Spider-Man fires a web line at the opponent and, if it connects, he will either pull them closer, toss them into the air, or spin them around to slam them on the ground.

-Webline: Spider-Man shoots a web either behind him, up in the air, or straight forward. If it hits the invisible wall, he'll use it to pull himself a short distance in that direction. If it hits the opponent, he will pull himself towards them and spring-kick off them on impact.

-Spider Sting: Spider-Man performs a jumping uppercut that he can follow up with a whirling kick to send the opponent flying away.

-Spider-Sense: Spider-Man holds still for a brief instant and, if the opponent attacks him, he will dodge out of the way and kick them hard in the midsection, making them crumple to the ground.

Throws
FORWARD: Spider-Man springs over the opponent, sticking web to their shoulders, then lands and hurls them over his head.

BACKWARD: Spider-Man lifts the opponent clean into the air, then slams them on the ground behind him while quipping "up and over!"

Super Moves:
-Crawler Assault: Spider-Man advances on the opponent with a rapid-fire series of punches and kicks that are faster and stronger than his standard attacks, and will finish with an uppercut that sends the opponent flying.

-Ultimate Web Throw: Spider-Man fires webs in a cone-fashion up in the air. If an opponent is ensnared in it, they will be enveloped in a cocoon of webs. Spider-Man will then spin them in a wheel fashion before smashing them into the ground, shattering the webs and freeing the opponent in the process. This move is Anti-Air only and will not affect grounded opponents.

-Ultimate Spider Power: Spider-Man springs onto an "invisible wall", then performs a downward-jump kick at them that will knock the opponent into the air if it connects properly. He will then dash through them multiple times, a web forming from each impact. After several good hits, he will drop down on their back, feet-first, and smash them to the ground.


FATALITIES:
-Web in Your Face: Spider-Man uses webs to pin down the opponent's hands and feet, then latches a web onto their face, muffling their panicked cries. He then starts pulling on the web, harder and harder with each tug. He then turns around for a final heave and the opponent's head comes free from their shoulders. With a quick flick of his wrist, he whips the head over to him and deftly catches it in his hand, blood still pouring from the body's severed neck.

-Slingshot: Spider-Man creates a giant spider-web between two posts before hurling the opponent into it, leaving them unable to escape from it. Spider-Man then creates a makeshift web slingshot (two streams of web on either side of himself), pulls himself back a distance, and lets himself go, sending himself speeding at them. Spider-Man slams his feet into the opponent, severing their torso from their arms and legs, blood oozing from the stumps.

FRIENDSHIP: Bungee Jumping
Spider-Man springs high into the air, then sticks a web to the upper part of the arena, latching the other end to his back. The web stretches until his nose almost touches the ground, then retracts to drag him right back into the air. He comes back down, striking a pose, then disappears back up into the air, reappearing with a different pose each time.


Intro: Spider-Man lowers himself into the field, hanging upside down from the ceiling by a stream of web before jumping off and taking a combat pose.

Outro: Spider-Man pulls out a camera and takes several photos of the defeated opponent, area, and himself before swinging away.

Intro Quotes: "With great power, comes a great beatdown!"
"Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is ready for action!"
"This isn't going to end pretty...well for you anyway."

Outro Quotes: "Oh man, Jameson's going to love this! Hopefully."
"Front page stuff, right here!"
"I wouldn't read tomorrow's paper if I were you, buddy."

Special Character Intros:
(vs. Batman) "Eager to get your butt whooped again, Bats?"
(vs. Rogue) "I am SO glad my suit's got great coverage."
(vs. Haggar) "Anyone tell you that you look like a swole Freddie Mercury?"
(vs. Ninja Turtles) "I'm the guy who protects New York. You must be the other guy."
(vs. Felicia) "Kinda have a bad relationship with cat-ladies named Felicia..."
(vs. Rainbow Dash) "Friendly neighborhood what!? You start spinning a web and I'll sue!"
(vs. Superman) "Didn't think we were ever gonna meet again, Supes!"
(vs. Strider Hiryu and Naruto) "So, in the future, Ninjas throw away stealth. Got it."
(vs. Robocop) "Look, I know what it looks like, but the press is just taking things out of context!"
(vs. Captain America) "So, if I beat you...can I join the Avengers?"
(vs. Ryu or Ken) "You've got a black belt in stupid if you think you're gonna beat me!"
(vs. Scorpion) "Huh. I was expecting a different guy when I heard Scorpion was here."
(vs. Deadpool) "Not enough room for TWO wisecrackers, pardner!"
(vs. Deathstroke) "Huh. Think ol' Pool mentioned whipping you before."
(vs. Gaara) "Sand...why'd it have to be sand?"
(vs. Goliath) "Oh, so that's why my Spidey-sense went off when I perched on gargoyles..."
(vs. Iron Man) "Hey, Mr. Stark! Want a firsthand look at my new gizmos?"
(vs. Lex Luthor) "Just what the world needs--Norman Osborn 2.0."
(vs. Dr. Doom) "I'm no Reed Richards, but I'm sure I can knock ya down, Vicky."
(vs. Green Arrow) "So, are the other Merry Men here, or is it just you?"
(vs. Hawkeye) "Yeah, could you stop dissing Five Guys already?"
(vs. Wolverine) "Hey, is everything about your run-in with Punisher true?"
(vs. Dan Hibiki) "Cute outfit ya got there, Pinkie. Bet it REALLY draws the ladies."
(vs. Dante) "Loser buys pizza and leaves a tip. Whaddya say, Magic Mike?"
(vs. Bayonetta) "Whoa, you got R-Rated all of a sudden, Miss Potter."
(vs. Joker) "What? You standing in for Gobby or something?"
(vs. Bowser) "Mario couldn't make it. He sent me instead."
(vs. Scout) "*takes up Boston accent* Gonna talk about 'dem awesome beans o' yours, Boston Boy?"
(vs. Ramona) "SEVEN evil exes? And I thought my love life was bad."
(vs. Hulk) "Great. Hulk's angry. And I don't like him when he's angry."
(vs. Pinkie Pie) "Pinkie Sense? You ponies TRYING to get sued?"
(vs. Nathan Drake) "Looks like somebody watches too much Indiana Jones."
(vs. Venom) "Ah, great, now I gotta deal with Mr. Split Personality here..."
(vs. Bane or A-Train) "Didn't you listen to those PSAs in middle school? Drugs suck."
(vs. Natsu) "Just my luck to be paired with the king of collateral damage."
(vs. Lucario) "Aura Sense? Man, does EVERYONE have a 'sense' these days?!"
(vs. Captain Marvel) "Carol? Hoo-boy, this is...awkward..."
(vs. Batman Beyond) "Breaking news! Red is the new gray for the Caped Crusader!"
(vs. Spider-Man 2099) "Boy, I've aged well for a guy pushing a hundred."
(vs. Sephiroth or Vergil) "You're just a ray of sunshine, aren't you?"
(vs. Raven) "Huh. Didn't know Cloak had a little sister."
(vs. Kenshiro) "Spidey Sense is tingling. I better not let this guy touch me."
(vs. Spyro) "Purple dragons... Now I've seen it all."
(vs. Frank West) "Oh no, Frankie, you're not getting first serve this time!"
(vs. Jin) "Great. Getting 'emo-phase me' vibes from you, buddy."
(vs. Samurai Jack) "I take it you didn't have the time to change outta your pajamas?"
(vs. Carnage) "I'm actually starting to miss Venom now..."
(vs. Lucy) "YOU beat Carnage?! No wonder my Spidey-Sense is going wild."
(vs. Nightwing) "Huh. Thought you'd be wearing red-and-green, bird-boy."
(vs. Daredevil) "No hard feelings about that one run-in, right DD?"
(vs. Ultron) "*sigh* Where are Tony and T'Challa when you need them?"
(vs. Thanos) "Looks like Grimace is back in business again..."
(vs. Darkseid) "This is going to suck..."
(vs. Namor) "Great. King Attitude Problem's on the scene."
(vs. Black Widow) "Hey, Widow! Got any real Spider powers yet?"
(vs. Widowmaker) "Sniper. So that's why my Spidey-Sense was going off."
(vs. Shazam) "Neat powers, kiddo, but could you get a better superhero name?"
(vs. Dedede) "Long way from the Antarctic, aren't you?"
(vs. Ben 10) "So, you're suffering from bad press, too? Small world."
(vs. Johnny Cage) "Who plays me better? Maguire, Garfield, or Holland? Be honest."
(vs. Ghost Rider) "Mephisto really gives people the raw deal, doesn't he?"
(vs. Lobo) "Hey, Gene Simmons called. He wants you to stop stealing his shtick!"
(vs. Dracula) "Great. Just when I thought Morbius couldn't get worse..."
(vs. Mob) "Had a blast with your powers at first, then came to see them as a burden? Huh, sounds familiar."
(vs. Spider-Miles) "Alrighty, Miles, let's see if you've learned any new tricks."
(vs. Static) "I've handled Electro. I can handle you, sparky."
(vs. War Machine) "So is Stark on leave today or...?"
(vs. Cable) "Word on the grapevine is ol' 'Pool is lookin' for ya."
(vs. Danny Phantom or Jake Long) "Hoo boy, takes me right back to my own highschool days."
(vs. Butcher) "You've got a narrow and unhealthy view of power and responsibility, Butchy."
(vs. Winter Soldier) "Whoa! A cybernetic arm! That always fascinates me."
(vs. Red Hood) "Hey, buddy, Punisher doesn't like copycats. Just a heads' up."
(vs. Crona) "You beat Venom? I'm terrified already."
(vs. Sabrewulf or Talbain) "You didn't happen to pick up a moon gem, did you?"
(vs. Red Team or Blue Team) "So, I wear red AND blue. Where's that land me?"
(vs. Batgirl) "Spider-Woman, Ghost Spider, Silk, Spider-Girl... Makes sense there'd be a Batgirl too."
(vs. Spider-Gwen) "Gwen? This thing affected your universe too?"
(vs. Heihachi) "Didn't think Wolvie's hairstyle, of all things, would take off with the old folks."
(vs. Blake) "Hope you're different from the other black cat I know."
(vs. Mikasa) "Honestly though you were a Spider-Person, from all the swinging you were doing."
(vs. Iron Fist) "Shang-Chi taught me a few new moves, so don't go underestimating me, Danny-boy."
(vs. Hellbat) "Aw, you saved your best suit for li'l ol' me?"
(vs. Goku Black or Reverse Flash) "Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery needs a reality check."
(vs. Macho Man) "Bonesaw? Still fashionable as always, I see."
(vs. Saitama) "All the power in the world and all you can think of is how to kill your boredom?"
(vs. Jonathan) "Of all the days to forget my sunglasses..."
(vs. Omni-Man) "Last thing I need to be reminded of is Jameson on his worst days."
(vs. Homelander) "Only solace I have with you is knowing Jameson hates you more."
(vs. Predator) "Spider-Sense is going off like crazy. Better stay on my toes now."
(vs. John Wick) "If you're the boogieman, then I'm Santa Claus."
(vs. Trunks) "Tell me I'm not on another time-travel game show..."
(vs. Michael Myers) "Dunno if you got the memo, but Halloween is over."
(vs. Ant-Man) "Buddy, all I need is a sunny day and a magnifying glass to beat you."
(vs. Cole MacGrath) "Minding your own business and then 'BAM', superpowers. Boy do I know that feeling..."
(vs. Alex Mercer) "A Curt Connors-level scientist with Kletus Casady powers... Great."
(vs. Megatron) "Sorry, Megs, but I have no plans on being a lab-rat again."
(vs. Makima) "Lady, you are the ANTI-Mary Jane Watson, you know that?"
(vs. Galactus or Unicron) "I'm...gonna need a bigger camera..."

Special Character Outros:
(vs. Batman) "My only regret is not being able to compare cars..."
(vs. Rogue) "The greater the power, the greater the responsibility. You get me, 'sugah'?"
(vs. Ninja Turtles) "You did a pretty good job! Pizza on me!"
(vs. Zitz) "Take it from your cousin Kermit. It's not easy being green."
(vs. Mario or Luigi) "This really takes me back to my pizza delivery days."
(vs. Sonic or Archieverse Sonic) "If it cheers you up, I know a GREAT chili dog vendor in my neighborhood."
(vs. Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie) "You're gonna hear from my lawyer...if I had one."
(vs. Master Chief) "If you're the MASTER Chief, I'd hate to see what the lesser ones are like."
(vs. Doomguy) "If you ever meet Mephisto, tell him to shove it...and then beat him up."
(vs. Thor) "Someday, I'm gonna lift that hammer, Thor. Someday."
(vs. Superman) "Looks like the Bugle's getting this scoop before the Planet!"
(vs. Robocop) "Y'know, I'm pretty sure I saw Rhino rampaging down the street a block or two back..."
(vs. Blastoise) "I'd ask you to wash my car, but...then I'd have no car."
(vs. Scorpion) "I've dealt with scorpions before, bud. Ones just as ugly as you, too."
(vs. Captain America) "Ah, forget about the membership. Your autograph'll do fine, Cap."
(vs. Deathstroke) "Normally, I gotta go for both eyes to blind people. You just make it easier."
(vs. Gaara) "Sand has a way of getting into places I shouldn't talk about. Hate it."
(vs. Iron Man) "Don't worry, those dents should pop right out, Mr. Stark."
(vs. Lex Luthor) "I gotta ask. Do you polish your head at the bowling alley?"
(vs. Dr. Doom) "Latveria really needs to give democracy a try."
(vs. Yang) "Sorry, but the fun 'n pun territory is mine, Goldi-knocks."
(vs. Hawkeye or Green Arrow) "Y'know, I know an eyeglass store that'll fix up your aim real nice..."
(vs. Wolverine) "O-kay, Wolvie, maybe Frank'll be more open to talking..."
(vs. Dante) "New York Pizza is the best! Try it sometime. You'll love it."
(vs. Bayonetta) "And with that, my childhood views on witches are ruined, Hairy Poppins."
(vs. Bowser) "What is it with you kidnappers anyway? Hoping for Stockholm Syndrome?"
(vs. Jak and Daxter) "You sound familiar...eh, probably my imagination."
(vs. Flash or Flash II) "I got actual footage of the Flash in action! Wait 'til JJ sees this!"
(vs. Joker) "Aw, c'mon, my jokes couldn't have been THAT funny."
(vs. Scout) "I'm tellin' ya, Boston boy, Red Sox ain't worth following."
(vs. Hulk) "Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!"
(vs. Ramona) "Ya found ONE guy. Hope things stay that way between me and MJ..."
(vs. Venom) "I'm tellin' ya, Eddie, black's just not my color these days."
(vs. Bane) "Be glad Venom isn't here to lay down the hurt. Again."
(vs. Natsu) "JJ's gonna pin all the damages on me, I just know it."
(vs. Captain Marvel) "Those times when we dated? Real uncomfortable in hindsight."
(vs. Ichigo) "If you see Ben Parker up there, tell him Peter and May are always thinking of him."
(vs. Batman Beyond) "So, is there a Spider-Man Beyond? Or does that ruin alliteration?"
(vs. Spider-Man 2099) "Okay, are flying cars gonna be a thing? I want all the details."
(vs. Sephiroth or Vergil) "With a little R&R, you'll turn that frown upside-down!"
(vs. Frank West) "News Flash! Frank West is the new mayor of Loserville!"
(vs. Jin) "I've seriously seen Hot Topic customers with more emo cred than you."
(vs. Carnage) "Yeah. DEFINITELY prefer Venom over you, psycho."
(vs. Lucy) "You hate animal abuse? No wonder you hate Carnage's guts."
(vs. Nightwing) "Yeah, let's say you and Daredevil are even now."
(vs. Daredevil) "So, I got this property damage claim. Think you can help me with that?"
(vs. Thanos) "Five bucks says Jameson will STILL hate my guts after this."
(vs. Darkseid) "This guy makes Thanos look like small cookies."
(vs. Aquaman or SuperFriends Aquaman) "Any chance you can switch universes? Anyone's better than King Fishbreath these days."
(vs. Namor) "You hate us so much? It's always better down where it's wetter, y'know."
(vs. Black Widow) "If you want, I could add web shooters to those little gauntlets of yours. Eh? EH?"
(vs. Shazam) "You also went by Captain Marvel once? Huh. Small multiverse."
(vs. Wario) "Seriously?! I just washed this costume!"
(vs. Dedede) "I should have a nice tasty fish for you somewhere."
(vs. Ben 10) "Ah, just ignore the press, Benny. It's what I do."
(vs. Weiss) "I swear, your dad's two steps from straight-up becoming a costumed baddie."
(vs. Johnny Cage) "I've taken some low blows, but that was ridiculous...and literal!"
(vs. Edward Elric) *sigh* "Some people have such a short stance on comedy."
(vs. Ghost Rider) "Vengeance has been... *coughs* How do you keep up that voice?!"
(vs. The Mask) "Man, cartoons just aren't as fun outside the TV."
(vs. Spider-Miles) "You got it in you, Miles. I believe in you."
(vs. Static) "At the very least, you don't cling..."
(vs. War Machine) "Don't worry. Your guns'll clear up when those webs dissolve...in two hours."
(vs. Gray) "C'mon, man, these are for the Bugle, not a modeling agency..."
(vs. Cable) "So does my life get better? Worse? Just curious here."
(vs. Danny Phantom or Jake Long) "If you think juggling hero work's tough now, wait 'til you get to adulthood."
(vs. Todoroki) "You're gonna be a better hero than your old man. Call it a hunch."
(vs. Butcher) "You took on great power and almost destroyed yourself. Was it worth it?"
(vs. A-Train) "I preach 'Great Power, Great Responsibility' for a reason. You really need to pick it up."
(vs. Starlight) "You really fell into the wrong crowd. Heroes where I come from would welcome you with open arms."
(vs. Crona) "You can put your past behind you and become better. Just ask Venom...if you can."
(vs. Sabrewulf or Talbain) "Geez... Least John's transformation could be reversed."
(vs. Spider-Gwen) "Never a dull moment when we Spideys team up, is there?"
(vs. King Mickey) "C'mon, give us that classic Mickey Mouse smile!"
(vs. Heihachi) "Sorry, but Iron Fist is already taken. Hope you don't get sued!"
(vs. Blake) "The fact that you went back to your friends? Proves you're no coward."
(vs. Mikasa) "Credit where it's due. You got swinging down better than most Spider-folk."
(vs. Iron Fist) "So, what've the Heroes for Hire been up to lately?"
(vs. Hellbat) "I'll say this--you did SLIGHTLY better than last time, Bats."
(vs. Macho Man) "I've come a long way since the ring. I feel old now..."
(vs. Storm) "Sorry, Stormy. Takes more than a little rain to wash THIS spider out."
(vs. Aizen) "Days like this, I'm glad I have the Spidey Sense."
(vs. Saitama) "Don't be a hero just for fun. Be a hero to make the world better."
(vs. Scarlet Witch) "Phenomenal cosmic power, and you still can't get rid of your own lactose intolerance."
(vs. Omni-Man) "I'd honestly take the Bugle's libel over this any day."
(vs. Homelander) "Great power, you've got. Responsibility? Not so much."
(vs. Tetsuo) "All power, no responsibility. Shame."
(vs. Predator) "Ugh, do you kiss your mother with a face like that?"
(vs. Trunks) "Your name and surname are both underwear. Made myself laugh there."
(vs. Jason Voorhees) "That was for your little rampage in Manhattan. Seriously not cool."
(vs. Deku) "Our work never gets easier...but it does make us stronger."
(vs. Phoenix) "If you need me to tutor Hope again, give me a call, Jeannie."
(vs. Cole MacGrath) "Despite the bad hand, it's better to be selfless than selfish. Glad you understand."
(vs. Alex Mercer) "Great power can quickly lead to great terror. You're a prime example."
(vs. Makima) "Black Cat, Shriek, Silver Sable... Why do I always attract the crazy ladies?"
(vs. Rick) "I never once wondered what would happen if you mixed Reed's brains, Kang's tech, Doom's ego, and Tony's alcoholism. But here we are."

Stage: Daily Bugle Rooftop

Theme Song: Spider-Man's Theme from "Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3"

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Prologue: Spider-Man was always the front-page of the Daily Bugle...just not the way he preferred. "Masked menace" and "Threat to society" were splashed on the page whenever he showed up all thanks to a grouchy and self-ambitious man at the Bugle's head--it was a part of Spider-Man's life that he had learned to endure. Now, however, with these portals popping up all over Manhattan, he figured it was an opportunity to not only make a difference, but a good-end chance of being seen as the hero for a change.


Rival Cutscene:
(Spider-Man takes a wide swing on a web, then detaches to fly forward and cling to the side of a building.)

Spider-Man: Well, wouldn't you have it? After all this time, I still have no idea how this upside-down world works. (climbs towards the top) My photos of Spidey's victories are great, but that won't mean anything if I can't get 'em back. And I'm sure MJ and Aunt May are worried sick...well, I'm sure since I don't now how time passes in this world.

(Spidey takes a quick leap and lands on the building's rooftop. He spies the tower.)

Spider-Man: Hm...that tower only seems to get closer when I beat someone in a fight. Maybe-(cue Spidey-Sense) Wuh-oh. Spider-Senses are tingling and, in this world, that means many kinds of trouble...

(Something lands in front of Spider-Man, barring his path, standing to reveal the Dark Knight of Gotham.)

Spider-Man: (sighs in disbelief) Oh, great...last thing I needed to see were those ears.

Batman: Save the jokes for later, Spider-Man. I'm looking for answers.

Spider-Man: (shrugs) Well, that makes two of us, Bats. I'm just as clueless as you are as to what this world is...though it might be related to the one time we-

Batman: I gathered that, too.

Spider-Man: Oh. So...no hard feelings about that?

Batman: No. Have you found anything out?

Spider-Man: Well, there's that huge tower off in the distance. Maybe that's a clue?

Batman: (looks over to a tower in the distance) Maybe you're right...let's go.

Spider-Man: Yeah, good luck with that, Bats. Been trying to swing over there for some time and it never gets any closer. Well, except for...

Batman: Except for what?

Spider-Man: Well, the only times it seems to get any closer is when I beat someone in a fight. And since you're the only one here for...however far away, I think we're basically next in line to fight.

Batman: Very well. (cricks neck, then puts up fists) Let's test that theory.

Spider-Man: (shrugs) Why not? 'Sides, a little healthy venting never hurt anyone.

(The camera pans away from them in their respective combat poses, then fades to black.)


Ending: Spider-Man emerged from the vortex a little roughed-up, but still intact and announced that whatever was on the other side had been defeated and that all was well. The residents of New York applauded and fellow costumed heroes gave the wall-crawler a hearty pat on the back and thanks for exceeding their expectations. Peter's day of celebration would end the next morning when the Bugle published pictures he snapped while in the other world--"Masked Menace Causes Havoc in Alternate Dimension". Spider-Man's groan in frustration and ensuing facepalm could be heard 'round the whole city.
Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Does whatever a spider can! The friendly-neighborhood wall-crawler has power enough to deal with the superhumans that plague his part of New York City, but he must also remember the responsibility he has for his home. When otherworldly portals arrive, Spidey takes up that responsibility and swings into DEATH BATTLE.
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That outro towards Homelander:

You know that is an OOF moment when J. Jonah Jameson, the man with an unshakable hate-boner for Spider-Man, hates Homelander more than Spidey. He probably doesn’t even want pictures of Homelander lol.